Whether it's failed sex pursuits or failed pursuits with sex that you're looking for, we have the review for you!

Mike, our trusty news rep and PR guy extraordinaire, has broken a near-2.5-year review hiatus to give us his take on the first City Hunter series. Don't worry: he's already back in the newsroom. We're not sure exactly how he got out, but we're looking into it.

The second review is by yours truly, whatever that means, truly. Now that the drooling stopped, I am offering my take on the anime adaptation of Lunar Legend Tsukihime. Not that the drooling has anything to do with the anime -- I fell asleep while writing this.

Both reviews are linked below!